I keep forgetting i have glasses that i should be wearing sometimes oop
i cant read things far away because im a decrepit old soul and i always sit too close to my laptop screen OH WELL my face
"Extra, extra, trolly strike drags on!"
"Extra, extra, Ellis Island in flames!"
tarte: my flight has been delayed nearly two hours, what should i draw?
oldlunchmeat: what about a traveling businessman lizardman waiting at baggage claim?
tarte: I FORGOT TO LOOK UP LIZARD REFERENCE BEFORE WE TOOK OFF…
oldlunchmeat: ahahahaha oh man i adore you
oldlunchmeat: i hope they didn’t lose his other briefcase!
oldlunchmeat: he needs it to present at the conference!!!
oldlunchmeat: he made SLIDES
oldlunchmeat: lil guy just wants to impress his fiance so she doesn’t leave him for a cat man
tarte: OMG… what is his fiancee
oldlunchmeat: maybe this
oldlunchmeat: shes a model. a super model
oldlunchmeat: [sends a picture of a fancy pigeon]
tarte: I’M GONNA DRAW IT…
oldlunchmeat: oh man i hope so
I did a thing
”See you tomorrow!”
stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.