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Morgan/20/NYC I do not understand how Tumblr works but I'm gunna keep reblogging stuff anyway.

Things I like:
movies so many movies
superheroes
superhusbands
spacehusbands
my cat, Chester
Severus Snape
moustaches
friendly ghosts
ghosts with moustaches regardless of amiability
cool famous people
cartoons
Christmas Captain Crunch

Things I do not care for:
spiders
coconut and pineapple
truck balls

~Fandoms~ Avengers, all kinds of Sherlock, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Inglourious Basterds, Star Trek, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, X-Men First Class, other stuff I see and then get really excited about

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terriblyshy:

Super Hero Kids by Andy Fairhurst

More heroes at the source!

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When it was the United Kingdom's turn to announce Eurovision results...

oh-no-i:

Hello from London, we are the hosts of this years 2012...

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!!!!!!

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Who I Follow

WELP I ALMOST BIT MY TONGUE OFF TODAY

me: Oh did you finish 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?
mom: Yes! It did get kinda steamy though, not really something I'd want you reading, haha.
me:
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me [casually minimizing 50+ tabs of NC-17 fanfiction]: So how was work?

ghostbees:

The Misadventures of Dr. John H. Watson

“YOLO,” I whispered, as I ate an entire pizza by myself.

AND IT WAS GOOD SHAWARMA TOO

Ive been stuck in a car all dayyyy with nothing but residual avengers feels

AND I HAD SHAWARMA FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT AFTERNOON AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WOULD BE SO SIGNIFICANT AND NOW I CANNOT. ITS DESTINYYYYYY MY BAAAABIESSS

me at the Avengers

me: BABY
me: BABY NO
me: BABY PLEASE
me: BABY
everyone else: they are all dangerous unbalanced superheroes, they are not your children
me: B A B I E S

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huntsmonsters:

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

WHERE YOU FROM

YOU SEXY THANG

SEXY THANG YOU

ASDFGHJHKJ;LK

I AM SO GLAD I DECIDED TO WATCH ONE MORE EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF INSTEAD OF GOING TO SLEEP OR DOING HOMEWORK

DEREK IN STILES’ ROOM TRYING ON DIFFERENT SHIRTS AND BEING ALL PISSY THAT NONE OF THEM FIT OVER HIS GIANT MUSCLES

STILES TELLING HIS GAY FRIEND THAT DEREK IS HIS COUSIN “MIGUEL” WHO GETS TERRIBLE NOSEBLEEDS

DEREK WHAT GIANT BOOK WERE YOU EVEN PRETENDING TO READ I CANTTTTTTTTT

THAT TINY STRIPED POLO LOOKED SO RIDICULOUS ON YOU!!!!!!!

MIGUEL

I AM FUCKING SOBBINGGGGGGGGGGUGJFHSDGRSTFKUHLJ

odair:

omfg press alt+the reblog button

praise god bless jesus hallelu

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(via imgfave)

I get very nervous,” Evans explains. “I shit the bed if I have to present something on stage or if I’m doing press. Because it’s just you.” He’s been known to walk out of press conferences, to freeze up and go silent during the kind of relaxed-yet-high-stakes meetings an actor of his stature is expected to attend: “Do you know how badly I audition? Fifty percent of the time I have to walk out of the room. I’m naturally very pale, so I turn red and sweat. And I have to literally walk out. Sometimes mid-audition. You start having these conversations in your brain. ‘Chris, don’t do this. Chris, take it easy. You’re just sitting in a room with a person saying some words, this isn’t life. And you’re letting this affect you? Shame on you.’

The Avengers’ Chris Evans: Just Your Average Beer-Swilling, Babe-Loving Buddhist (via legochesters)

This is how I feel about everything!

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ironfries:

agentmlovestacos:

We’re streaming the red carpet world premiere of Marvel’s The Avengers, live from Hollywood, on Wednesday April 11 at 6 p.m. Pacific (9 p.m. Eastern) via Marvel.com, Livestream and YouTube. So many ways to watch it.

More info on Marvel.com.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I WILL LOOK LIKE

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW

IT WILL BE GROSS SOBBING

EVERYWHERE

AS I CRY INTO MY STATISTICS PAPER

oh god it’s happeningafsdjlkhfgdgjdl

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

My Shiny Teeth and Me

Chip Skylark

mrs-payne:

LOL I LOVE THIS

Scott

the bus was a bad idea

even if it was just a dream

what even was that

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